saturnsorbit:

This just pissed me off so fucking bad,

Ariana grande and Mac miller

how you gonna kick me out,

and then ask me if we’re still cool.

fuck my entire motherfucking family bro. i was just waiting on my tax money to get here so i could get a car, get back on my feet and get out. two months maybe. now they’re telling me i need to find somewhere else to live. i have no car and no license and no money for an apartment. i have enough money to get a shitty car. what the fuck am i supposed to do here. i feel like this always fucking happens!!!!! i am just about to get back on my feet and they tell me to get the fuck out. completely unprepared and out of nowhere. just get out of my house. they don’t give a fuck if i have transportation or a place to go or money or anything. i’m so completely and utterly fucked. i’m gonna have to fucking like, ride a bike to work every day or take a cab or buy a shitty car and drive it illegally and stay in a shitty apartment ‘cause that’s all i can afford. why are you guys doing this to me?

don’t wanna go to work. wanna cuddle with my man and take care of him all day.

stupid work.

suspended-likespirits:

oh my god

wtf this is so cute i can’t even stand it.

me on my period
me: touch me and DIE
me: please touch me oh my god touch me EVERYWHERE OH MY GOD
me: feed me im hungry i want to eat ALL THE THINGS
me: IT HURTS DEAR GOD THIS IS IT THIS IS THE END DEATH IS UPON ME
me: -cries for 3 hours-
me: oh my god i'm hungry
me: SHOOT ME IN THE WOMB I SIMPLY CANNOT GO ON
me: no no no please don't sneeze please don't FUCKING SNEEZE
me: -sneezes-
me: THE END IS HERE
teaforleigh:

This cake next year please

teaforleigh:

This cake next year please

grvfitti:

remember when everyone used limewire and when you downloaded a song most of the time it was never the song and instead you got a clip of bill clinton saying i did not have sexual relations with that woman

discopandamoaniam:

can’t stop wont stop

Last one.maybe.

discopandamoaniam:

can’t stop wont stop

Last one.maybe.

afimaniac:

Ricki hall!!!

OH JEEZ

afimaniac:

Ricki hall!!!

OH JEEZ